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Def Leppard’s ”Hysteria”or should I say Hairsteria, Ratt’s ”Round And Round”, and Bon jovi’s ”You Give Love A Bad Name”, are just a few of the glamor bands and hit’s of the last 2 decades that made us giggle and wiggle, also leaving behind a legacy of cheesy hairstyles and a draft of dandrif and the fading scent of cheap hair spray. The dazzling guitar riffs exhibited by bands of the 80′s made up for their lack of cosmetic wisdom, but it was all in good fun right? unfortunately, hair do’s can be costly and painful, an estimated 3.5 billion dollars was spent between the years 1980 and 1986, no coincidence that most of our favorite metal bands formed in that quirky period! Although their music maybe timeless, their hairstyles certainly were’nt, considering that cheap hair spray is still holding Jon Bon Jovi’s crue cut, but I highly doubt that…The 1980′s was puffed with hair experiments gone wrong, pink Mullets, Green Mohawks, David Bowey’s Red whatever that was! with all do respect of course. We can’t talk about hair Metal bands without fixing our attention on Hairspray.
Hairspray, Sticky Water, Spritz, or the more civilized? hair laqcuer, is a well known cosmetic product which is sprayed onto hair to keep stiff, shape or hold a prefered style in place. The spray can be dispensed from a bottle or aerosol can. hair spray was first manufactured in the 1940′s in Broadview, illinois. One of the polymers used is called polyvinylpyrolidone, say that 3 times fast! this polymer is also used to glue the layers of wood and plywood together, was’nt enough to keep most of the short lived bands of the 80′s together, chuckle. But as I said before, the glitz, the glam, the hair, the music was all in good fun, lets just pray for no more hairspray!